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Height: French
Favorite Color: Caffeine
First Date: Hooters
Longest Jump: 2 yards
Best Friend: Never

I was born and raised in Akron, Ohio.  I met Tyler the first day he became my brother.  The first thing I said to him was "Do you remember the time you were born?"  He said "No."  I thought that was funny.  I currently sell air purifiers and vacuum cleaners to the Amish.  I play lots of poker and sports and I feel you are either going to be good or bad at them, there is no in-between.  I am in-between.  I hold many world records, although my turntables are broken.  My long term goals are to meet someone from Canada and to swim the panama canal.