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Picture of The WeekPage 17 - Pics from the week of 5/04/09
The priest examined the bride's oral herpes and agreed that the groom should probably not kiss her, but thought the protective masks were a little much. 
"That wall of shields and nothin! Eat beans!" 
Some racers try to finish the fastest. Some try to finish the flashiest. 
Hillbilly Stroller 
Once thought to be impossible, the gigantic inflatable diseased vaginal canal was finally erected in Europe. Guests are randomly shot with pus-filled water guns. Not grossed out yet? The material used to create the replica is 80% whale vagina skin. 
Greg thought he had the last laugh when he balanced more watermelons on his head than Vince. That honor however, went to the oncoming semi truck that squashed them both. 
In our home town, Akron, Ohio, Lebron James drove by to laugh at all the poor people he grew up with. 
This game is called "Brownest Knee Wins" 
To finish off his opponent, The Supreme Chicken used his patented move, "The Nugget Smash" 
The blood on the wall is creepy, sure, but it's the wrinkly hag behind the bars that will ensure the nightmares will never go away. 
It looks like these Chinese women are modeling diapers for active senior citizens... unfortunately, I did not make that up... that is exactly what is happening here. I'm no fashion expert, but I think that's the type of thing that goes under the pants 
"I've coughed up more things than you'll ever know!" 
The speaker may have made a mistake when he said, "All those in favor of legalizing marijuana can just get the hell out!" |