Picture of The Week

Page 19 - Pics from the week of 5/18/09

"I just crapped on the curb. High five."

This picture was taken 3 minutes before the neighborhood children beat Lucy to death in search of old candy and cheap toys.

"No, the glass shards lodged in my forehead are not real. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!"

"Jeff was right, it's female."

Lee won the first ever badminton match to the death and took home the $30 grand prize.

Surfing dog snipers go through 6 years of training before heading into battle.

There are no bathrooms in the East tower, so Aaron rigged up a much more efficient means of getting to the pooper.

"No. You stay right there." And he did. That's why the Nuggets lost.

All the Muslims who properly separate their laundry are allowed to sit in front.

Though some say it was a bad trade, Seth never regretted losing his bike for a sweet pair of antlers.

Face transplants - for people who don't want to spend the rest of their life looking weird.

"So the plan is to just wait. Eventually, everyone will get bored and leave and we'll be free to steal more hawaiin shirts."

I'd like to introduce our president, Barack… Oh Mama!

For Sale: Mercury Sable. Recently shampood. $3 OBO.

"I don't need a mask. I'll punch swine flu in the face! Check out these guns!"